mermaid seaside princess

20. Canada. Animals. Exploring my kinks. Food. All the selfies. A bunch of good words strung together.

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blnik182:

she didn’t get the reference x

HAHAHAHAHA ouffff

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werewof:

me owning the kangaroos at the zoo

werewof:

me owning the kangaroos at the zoo

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westbor0baptistchurch:

me in a job interview

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dontneedfeminism:

killedmycatatemytailor:

xsongmihix:

cadyanne94:

Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees

All of these are oh so painfully true.

I used to work at McDonalds and literally every single one of them has happened to me. Ergh.

Price tag: “2 for $3”
Customer: “so can I get 1 for $1.50?”

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hollyhocksandtulips:

First Date

“It’s all too much and not enough at the same time.”

—    Jack Kerouac (via universal-wanderer)

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